Red Goat
Welcome to the Red Goat "scrapbook". I guess that is what you could call it. Here is just a clipping of funny stuff I have found on the internet.
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You don’t dare touch a toilet bowl,
Yet you swim in a giant turd pool.
You dare to step in a dog turd,
And you go knee deep in it.
— Jared Pierson
Mar 01
Jan 11
“ Sleep is where you are stuck in a comatose state for at least 8 hours or until someone or something wakes you up. When you think about it, its scary because it’s a coma. You cannot think when you are sleeping, your mind just wanders. If you cannot think, then you cannot have the though process to wake up.
— Scott Sturges
Jan 03
Nov 13
“ yep i found an atom once . it was just laying there on a crate behind a Chinese restaurant
— CooCoo - Yahoo answers, below is link to questionDalton’s Model of an Atom? - Yahoo! Answers
Nov 10
“ three teats.Be my Hand, she pleaded, and well rule the Seven Kingdoms together, like a king and his Sunspear? The captain was on the opposite side of the litter from Lady Nym, yet he could hear music drifting through louvered windows as he passed below, and somewhere finger drums were Xhondo had no mercy, though, so all that Sam could do was struggle back into his blacks. He found
— Spam Email
