October 2007
5 posts
Nigerian Scammer
temi010: Hello mike
BUZZ!!!
Josh Stevens: Hey
Josh Stevens: My name's Josh
temi010: How are you today
Josh Stevens: I'm good
temi010: My name is John too
temi010: how is things
BUZZ!!!
Josh Stevens: Good
Josh Stevens: Settle the beavis
Josh Stevens: and cathy lee jones
temi010: u there?
Josh Stevens: YES
temi010: Ok
Josh Stevens: Make that Kelly, Cathy Lee was fired
Josh Stevens: LOL
temi010: so i have somethin to discuss with u Jones
temi010: Am living in the United kingdom
temi010: U?
Josh Stevens: United States
temi010: That cool of you
temi010: Well let get started
Josh Stevens: Okay
Josh Stevens: I need a noogie
Josh Stevens: Dang it
Josh Stevens: Wait, I just got one
Josh Stevens: Okay
Josh Stevens: Where were we
temi010: i need a laptops for my friends
temi010: which products do u sell
temi010: ?
temi010: lee
BUZZ!!!
Josh Stevens: I sell donuts
temi010: Pls talk to me Lee
temi010: ok
Josh Stevens: I am
temi010: i need 3 pieces of Dell laptops
temi010: do u sell that product?
Josh Stevens: Yes, I have some pieces of dell products
temi010: ok
Josh Stevens: I have a dell indy nosebone, is that sufficient?
temi010: so How much do u sell one ?
temi010: and which dell product do u sell?
Josh Stevens: I sell Dell Indy Nosebones, is that what you are looking for?
temi010: no
temi010: dell D600 or D500
BUZZ!!!
Josh Stevens: hmmm
Josh Stevens: No
Josh Stevens: I have a Dell DCHUNG LI which is close to d600 and d500
temi010: Which laptop do u get for now
temi010: i need to buy it?
Josh Stevens: the dchung li
temi010: ok
temi010: how many do u have in store
Josh Stevens: 1
Josh Stevens: 400
temi010: i need 2 of it
temi010: and it is a good laptop
Josh Stevens: I have another one, but its model is the Dhadooken.
temi010: and which pentium?
BUZZ!!!
temi010: u there
Josh Stevens: 4
Josh Stevens: -2
temi010: answer me now
Josh Stevens: Pentium 2
temi010: or dont you want to sell to me?
BUZZ!!!
Josh Stevens: I want sell
Josh Stevens: I WANT SELL
temi010: ok
temi010: so i will buy the pentium 2
Josh Stevens: Pentium 2 Dchung li and Dhadooken
Josh Stevens: Okay
temi010: i will buy 1 of the dchung li
temi010: Dhadooken pentium 2
temi010: ok
Josh Stevens: taco
temi010: u there
temi010: but why are u so slow
temi010: Well how much will the two be
Josh Stevens: How much would you like to pay?
temi010: al togethere
temi010: i need it urgently
Josh Stevens: okay
BUZZ!!!
Josh Stevens: How much are you willing to pay
Josh Stevens: Are you calling me a slow poke?
temi010: no
Josh Stevens: Okay
temi010: how much do u want to sell it
Josh Stevens: How much do you want to buy it for
temi010: then i will tell you how much i will pay
temi010: ok
temi010: but i have not know the prices alright
Josh Stevens: Well, this is the best computer out there. The hard drive is 400 Zotzabytes!
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Josh Stevens: If I were to run a pentium 4 on it, the computer would 'splode!
temi010: u there
temi010: ok
temi010: so how much do u want to sell it for me last price
temi010: no
temi010: dont runs anythin there
temi010: i like it tht way
temi010: ok
temi010: just tell me the amount you wish to sell it
temi010: so that i can proceed with the payment
Josh Stevens: Well even though a zottabyte is 1000000000000000000000 megabytes...
Josh Stevens: 20 bucks
Josh Stevens: $20
Josh Stevens: Canadian, because if you have followed politics lately, Canada now owns America
temi010: ok
temi010: so how much do u want to sell the two together
Josh Stevens: $40
temi010: calculate it and tell me
Josh Stevens: canadian
temi010: ok
Josh Stevens: How will you send the payment? Fake paypal?
temi010: ok
temi010: is that the total amount for the two?
Josh Stevens: Yeah, how will you send the payment? Fraudulent paypal?
Josh Stevens: TACO PAYPAL!!!! HUH PUNK
temi010: No i will pay you with HSBC International Wire Transfer
Josh Stevens: So do you need my bank account number?
temi010: No i will like to pay with HSBC international Wire transfer
temi010: will u call me now
temi010: so tha i ca give you my personal number
Josh Stevens: I don't have a voice
temi010: ok
Josh Stevens: So I'm afraid we cannot do this transaction
Josh Stevens: Stop being such a doo doo flexenheimer dost hoven me dostoevsky. DON'T HATE THE PLAYER HATE THE GAME!
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