April 2007
18 posts
Friday da 13th
Um… Today is Friday the 13th. Pretty nifty, eh? Good luck.
Uncyclopedia →
This is some random site that is a parody of Wikipedia. Kinda funny.
Happy Easter
Well, it is now easter. Uhh, Happy Easter. Anyway, enjoy the website.
This ‘tis a fantastic machine. It is pretty cool.
The lady you just heard once killed a wildebeest.
– Josh’s answering machine
Jared likes to lick cars. This is from the Red Goat Podcast
Nat*an Prank
wheel of small intestine: you owe me a salamander
nate: wut
wheel: You do
nate: how do i owe u a salamander
wheel: You know!
nate: no i don't
wheel: Don't deny
nate: wut da heck u talkin bout
wheel: stop it
wheel: YOU OWE ME A SALAMANDER
nate: who the heck are u
wheel: starts with a j
wheel: ends with a h
nate: o hey josh
wheel: hey duke
nate: sup
wheel: dude
nate: wut
wheel: tte
wheel: you owe me a salamander
nate: wuts up with da salamander
wheel: you owe me one
nate: how
wheel: You know
wheel: that thing that happened
nate: no i don't member
wheel: remember the pancakes
nate: where was this i might member
wheel: at the homeless center
wheel: remember
nate: no i don't
wheel: you had that pancreas pain?
nate: hmmmm
wheel: and I rushed you to the hospital
nate: u have me confused with someone else
nate: this is nathan [certain last name] from [certain school]
wheel: and with your hopeless body laying in the bed your last words were "Josh, if I make it out of this I owe you a salamander".
nate: ok now ur just making it up
wheel: what the heck?
wheel: maybe you don't remember it with the medicine?
nate: i wouldn't say a salamander or anything like that i would thank u and that would be it
wheel: Thats the thing
wheel: I was talking about how I wanted a salamander at the homeless shelter
nate: i really don't member
wheel: I can't believe it
wheel: I saved your dang life
nate: i swear to god it wasn't me
nate: cuz i would have it on my medical records
wheel: When was the last time you checked your medical records?
nate: last month
wheel: this was 27 days ago
nate: no cuz i was never at a homless shelter 27 days ago
wheel: oh ya this was a dream that i had
nate: o lol
wheel: I was just kidding the whole time
wheel: I never even had the dream
nate: o
wheel: I got you
nate: yeps lol
wheel: if I was a rich girl nanananananananana
wheel: I will now send this email to other people
nate: k
wheel: I will publish it to a website
nate: o ok
wheel: perhaps 2 websites
nate: maybe
Areehaw →
This is a pretty nifty web site. Yeah, it is.