Red Goat

Nigerian Scammer

• temi010: Hello mike
• BUZZ!!!
• Josh Stevens: Hey
• Josh Stevens: My name's Josh
• temi010: How are you today
• Josh Stevens: I'm good
• temi010: My name is John too
• temi010: how is things
• BUZZ!!!
• Josh Stevens: Good
• Josh Stevens: Settle the beavis
• Josh Stevens: and cathy lee jones
• temi010: u there?
• Josh Stevens: YES
• temi010: Ok
• Josh Stevens: Make that Kelly, Cathy Lee was fired
• Josh Stevens: LOL
• temi010: so i have somethin to discuss with u Jones
• temi010: Am living in the United kingdom
• temi010: U?
• Josh Stevens: United States
• temi010: That cool of you
• temi010: Well let get started
• Josh Stevens: Okay
• Josh Stevens: I need a noogie
• Josh Stevens: Dang it
• Josh Stevens: Wait, I just got one
• Josh Stevens: Okay
• Josh Stevens: Where were we
• temi010: i need a laptops for my friends
• temi010: which products do u sell
• temi010: ?
• temi010: lee
• BUZZ!!!
• Josh Stevens: I sell donuts
• temi010: Pls talk to me Lee
• temi010: ok
• Josh Stevens: I am
• temi010: i need 3 pieces of Dell laptops
• temi010: do u sell that product?
• Josh Stevens: Yes, I have some pieces of dell products
• temi010: ok
• Josh Stevens: I have a dell indy nosebone, is that sufficient?
• temi010: so How much do u sell one ?
• temi010: and which dell product do u sell?
• Josh Stevens: I sell Dell Indy Nosebones, is that what you are looking for?
• temi010: no
• temi010: dell D600 or D500
• BUZZ!!!
• Josh Stevens: hmmm
• Josh Stevens: No
• Josh Stevens: I have a Dell DCHUNG LI which is close to d600 and d500
• temi010: Which laptop do u get for now
• temi010: i need to buy it?
• Josh Stevens: the dchung li
• temi010: ok
• temi010: how many do u have in store
• Josh Stevens: 1
• Josh Stevens: 400
• temi010: i need 2 of it
• temi010: and it is a good laptop
• Josh Stevens: I have another one, but its model is the Dhadooken.
• temi010: and which pentium?
• BUZZ!!!
• temi010: u there
• Josh Stevens: 4
• Josh Stevens: -2
• temi010: answer me now
• Josh Stevens: Pentium 2
• temi010: or dont you want to sell to me?
• BUZZ!!!
• Josh Stevens: I want sell
• Josh Stevens: I WANT SELL
• temi010: ok
• temi010: so i will buy the pentium 2
• Josh Stevens: Pentium 2 Dchung li and Dhadooken
• Josh Stevens: Okay
• temi010: i will buy 1 of the dchung li
• temi010: Dhadooken pentium 2
• temi010: ok
• Josh Stevens: taco
• temi010: u there
• temi010: but why are u so slow
• temi010: Well how much will the two be
• Josh Stevens: How much would you like to pay?
• temi010: al togethere
• temi010: i need it urgently
• Josh Stevens: okay
• BUZZ!!!
• Josh Stevens: How much are you willing to pay
• Josh Stevens: Are you calling me a slow poke?
• temi010: no
• Josh Stevens: Okay
• temi010: how much do u want to sell it
• Josh Stevens: How much do you want to buy it for
• temi010: then i will tell you how much i will pay
• temi010: ok
• temi010: but i have not know the prices alright
• Josh Stevens: Well, this is the best computer out there. The hard drive is 400 Zotzabytes!
• BUZZ!!!
• Josh Stevens: If I were to run a pentium 4 on it, the computer would 'splode!
• temi010: u there
• temi010: ok
• temi010: so how much do u want to sell it for me last price
• temi010: no
• temi010: dont runs anythin there
• temi010: i like it tht way
• temi010: ok
• temi010: just tell me the amount you wish to sell it
• temi010: so that i can proceed with the payment
• Josh Stevens: Well even though a zottabyte is 1000000000000000000000 megabytes...
• Josh Stevens: 20 bucks
• Josh Stevens: $20
• Josh Stevens: Canadian, because if you have followed politics lately, Canada now owns America
• temi010: ok
• temi010: so how much do u want to sell the two together
• Josh Stevens: $40
• temi010: calculate it and tell me
• Josh Stevens: canadian
• temi010: ok
• Josh Stevens: How will you send the payment? Fake paypal?
• temi010: ok
• temi010: is that the total amount for the two?
• Josh Stevens: Yeah, how will you send the payment? Fraudulent paypal?
• Josh Stevens: TACO PAYPAL!!!! HUH PUNK
• temi010: No i will pay you with HSBC International Wire Transfer
• Josh Stevens: So do you need my bank account number?
• temi010: No i will like to pay with HSBC international Wire transfer
• temi010: will u call me now
• temi010: so tha i ca give you my personal number
• Josh Stevens: I don't have a voice
• temi010: ok
• Josh Stevens: So I'm afraid we cannot do this transaction
• Josh Stevens: Stop being such a doo doo flexenheimer dost hoven me dostoevsky. DON'T HATE THE PLAYER HATE THE GAME!